Funny Christmas cards are a great way to ramp up your holiday cheer! Businesses also use them to bring a little levity to their industry and personalize their experience with customers and coworkers. We’ve created some funny Christmas cards for our top businesses, and hope you find them as jovial as we do. Some are actually available on our site, so click the images to find out which ones!
Funny Christmas cards for law firms
This adorable and funny Christmas card takes a jab at our American right to remain silent when being questioned. The right to remain silent isn’t typically invoked by a little boy during a visit with Santa Clause, but hey, there’s a first time for everything.
Funny Christmas cards for law enforcement
Here’s another holiday bad-boy that isn’t talking (well, bad dog). Stay out of his way this season. Also, be sure to stay out of trouble because you don’t want to end up like him.
Funny financial Christmas cards
Magic meets pragmatism, and it isn’t pretty. While very sensible advice, Santa isn’t in it for the money – he’s bringing joy to each and every boy and girl no matter what – even if he winds up bankrupt.
Funny Christmas cards for brokers
This card was too good not to include. Santa is doing well this year – really well. The stocks are up, and it’s Christmas day! Santa is celebrating. The bull is optimistic. But Santa better keep that bear on his good side.
Funny Christmas cards for the aviation industry
There’s a party on that holiday flight. Is that an elf in the cockpit? Hope he has his pilot’s license. It says ‘Santa’s Sleigh,’ but that appears to be a 747. It looks like the flying reindeer took the year off and Santa and his helpers will be traveling in style this season.
Funny Christmas cards for the healthcare industry
Of course they need a medical center up at the North Pole! Accidents happen in Santa’s workshop, and those elves work a lot of overtime. Colds and flus are also highly prevalent this time of year, but Santa provides a great health plan.
Funny Christmas cards for the construction industry
Santa is really pulling his weight this year. He’s a very busy man. He delivers presents all over the world and still has time to build a house!
Funny Christmas cards for landscapers
Talk about a festive lawn! This skilled landscaper has created a piece of Christmas art. Hope the owners are happy with it!
Funny Christmas cards for the automotive industry
Here’s a great Christmas card for the automotive industry. In drag racing terminology, the set of lights you see above is called a Christmas tree – so start your engines and let’s light it up!
Funny retail Christmas cards
For those that work in the retail industry, you know that the holidays can get pretty crazy – long hours, longer lines – with most stores open on Christmas Eve! You have to keep a good sense of humor about it because otherwise you just might cry, here’s our holiday card pick to lighten the mood.
Funny Christmas cards for the hospitality industry
If you work in the hospitality industry you know how to deal with customers, you have also mastered the art of passive-aggressiveness. This hotel manager is really sticking it to Santa this year!
Funny Christmas cards for the insurance industry
Santa had an accident on his trip around the world. Hope he has a good insurance agent!
Funny real estate Christmas cards
For everyone in real estate, you want to make sure that your clients are happy in their new home. Unruly neighbors can have a poor effect on the market. Providing good tips for new homeowners, ensuring that their move runs smoothly, will help to ensure more referrals.
A funny Christmas card to suit all industries
This is an HR nightmare, and many employers can relate to disgruntled employees at some point…hey, it happens. This year, avoid conversations like these by showing everyone around the office how much you appreciate them. Send cards, throw a holiday party, and be sure to include personalized invites from CardsDirect.